Two funny quotes from "he who must not be named"..

1) Mom, would it be bad if I ate some of Muffy's doggy treats cuz they smell so good...

2) As I told 'Him" that he would stay home from the basketball game and help his brother unload the car, he said, "We aren't going to do it, and then we will just tell you that we forgot"... Gotta love that kid...